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Diaper Genie is Not Magic
By: TRL on: Fri 15 of Jun, 2007 [16:46 UTC] (7961 reads)
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A statuesque piece of plastic sits majestically in TRL’s* garage. Long and tapered at the end, shiny white, waiting for transportation to the dump. Which is ironic. And not like rain on your wedding day. It is TRL’s arch nemesis: the Diaper Genie.


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Repository for all things stinky, broken five weeks into C&E’s lives, necessitating an extra twist and the use of scissors to detach its shit-stained inner plastic from the container.

The boys are now in underpants, and the Diaper Genie has served its usefulness. But unlike the changing table, pack-and-plays, cribs, and even the number 4 Huggies, all fine tools forging a partnership with TRL to keep C and E happy and dry, the Diaper Genie was always at odds with its mission.

First, it broke. Then it stank. And it had to be constantly emptied. A function of its service, you might say, but if Genie is in a name, TRL wants to see magic. As in stinky diaper goes in, and disappears. Forever. No cutting, no prying, no brown-smeared plastic to wrestle with.

TRL wants David Crapperfield. Harry Poo-dini. Now you see (and smell) it, now you don’t. But the Genie was all name, no magic. So it is with great excitement that TRL banishes it to the garage. And next stop, the dump. The last one for this Genie.

TRL is a father of twin 3 year-old boys, a househusband, and a man trapped in suburbia. His blog is Diary of a Desperate Househusbandexternal link.


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I wasn't sucked in!
on: Sun 17 of Jun, 2007 [23:41 UTC] score: 0.62 Vote: 1 2 3 4 5

I had always wanted a diaper genie. They look so fancy and great. Only rich people use these I thought. The diapers won't stink and I will have my life so much easier. Well then I started looking into what it would cost to maintain one of these "things". They cost a fortune to buy and then like Kelby said you have to only buy their bags. How does that help parents save money...and what about the parents with twins?? They have enough to worry about with diapers that they don't need to have the extra worry. I bought a diaper pail that kinda worked the same way but used normal bags. But I hated changing it so I threw it away. I ended up just reusing my plastic bags and throwing them outside in a garbage pail outside my door. It works and I get my daughter to put it in the dumpster when its full. lol



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Re: I wasn't sucked in!
on: Mon 18 of Jun, 2007 [23:13 UTC] score: 0.59 Vote: 1 2 3 4 5

Even if money isn't an issue, I wouldn't recommend this product. It's so difficult to use, and often doesn't work like it's supposed to. Great concept, bad execution.



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I hate the Diaper Genie!
on: Sat 16 of Jun, 2007 [01:07 UTC] score: 0.59 Vote: 1 2 3 4 5

I think the Diaper Genie is one of the worst baby products out there. It's a PITA the use, it doesn't work like it's supposed to, and it's overly complicated to use... All I wanted was a freakin' place to put a stinky diaper, close it, and not smell it. Changing those things takes a rocket science degree!!! Plus, it's almost like getting a drug habit. Once you have it, you can only buy their special bags for an inflated price... and then, you have to get (and find) the right bag type for your specific poop-diaper-holder. Please!

When our twins arrived, we had learned about the suck Diaper Genie on our first. This time, we just got a cheapo foot-pedal diaper bin that took regular trash bags. When there is a poop diaper, we put it in a grocery store bag and put it in the outside trash can in the garage. Our garage doesn't smell so great, but our house smells fine. And I don't have to fidget with, and curse at, the Diaper Genie anymore!




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